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Old 07-22-2022, 02:44 PM
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It's only after somebody buffs you and the buffs fade that you miss them and start begging for more.
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Old 07-22-2022, 03:39 PM
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Old 07-22-2022, 03:53 PM
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I love all of you but we all know Everquest in 2000 did not have nearly as high a ratio of drugs and/or mental illness players as P99 has (whom may or may not have given up on all or most of their dreams IRL.) This is why P99 will almost never feel *quite* classic - especially after a server has been running 2-3+ years.

I believe the 1st year or so of a new server here captures the diversity of the classic population and atmosphere the best. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 07-23-2022, 08:49 AM
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I love all of you but we all know Everquest in 2000 did not have nearly as high a ratio of drugs and/or mental illness players as P99 has (whom may or may not have given up on all or most of their dreams IRL.) This is why P99 will almost never feel *quite* classic - especially after a server has been running 2-3+ years.

I believe the 1st year or so of a new server here captures the diversity of the classic population and atmosphere the best. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 07-23-2022, 05:59 PM
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A simple test you can do to determine if bang bang really happened or not...

Step 1: Find some wildlife (birds for example)
Step 2: Make a loud bang near the widlife

If the wildlife comes running to you like a long lost child then the big bang really happened.

If the wildlife moves away from you rapidly in fear then the big bang is a hoax.
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Old 07-22-2022, 03:42 PM
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EQ P99 is a bit odd because EQ was designed for the player to forever evolve and the evolving bit stops at 60 on P99.

So godless atheists/scientists/progressives/liberals/democrats with the latest iphone should be playng on retail, and god fearing people with flip phones should be playing on P99.

Maybe there's a 3rd option which makes everybody happy?

I've heard it said “You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.”

That's false though because if the earths population was just me and a sexy girl in a jacuzzi smoking weed then all of the people would be pleased all of the time. Day 50 would be just as pleasing as day 1.

That shouldn't change as the population increases in size, it only changes if my woman leaves me, the weed runs out, I stub my toe, I get fat, and random retards turn up to say stupid crap to me.

There's no reason why it's impossible for everybody to be happy all the time unless almost perfect is better design than perfect which would mean you dropping your ice cream on the floor by 'mistake' once in a while is the why it's meant to be to make life more fun as long as you get to see somebody drop their ice cream at some point.
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Old 07-22-2022, 04:03 PM
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EQ P99 is a bit odd because EQ was designed for the player to forever evolve and the evolving bit stops at 60 on P99.

So godless atheists/scientists/progressives/liberals/democrats with the latest iphone should be playng on retail, and god fearing people with flip phones should be playing on P99.

Maybe there's a 3rd option which makes everybody happy?

I've heard it said “You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.”

That's false though because if the earths population was just me and a sexy girl in a jacuzzi smoking weed then all of the people would be pleased all of the time. Day 50 would be just as pleasing as day 1.

That shouldn't change as the population increases in size, it only changes if my woman leaves me, the weed runs out, I stub my toe, I get fat, and random retards turn up to say stupid crap to me.
She'd be pretty pissed at you when you got bored of her and came back with monkeypox.
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Old 07-22-2022, 04:25 PM
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She'd be pretty pissed at you when you got bored of her and came back with monkeypox.
Well, monkeypox only exists in your death cult fantasy world and I could never get bored of her it would be like being bored of myself.

My commitments are forever bro so I would never leave her unless it was for the greater good or for us both to learn something but we wouldn't be apart forever.

'until death do us part' isn't a real commitment.

Prenup isn't a real commitment.

Keeping old surnames isn't a real commitment.

FOREVER OR NEVER. ALL OR NOTHING.

And she is my property. I own her. She belongs to me. That's how it works.

She is my toy.

She is my eyecandy.

And she loves it.

When she's away from me she's incomplete and so am I.
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Old 07-22-2022, 04:32 PM
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I could never get bored of her it would be like being bored of myself.
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Old 07-22-2022, 06:12 PM
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A total stranger walks up to you in the street and says this to you,

"You can control me but you don't own me"
"I wear his chain around my neck not because he owns me but because he knows me"
"I won't change my colors for you"
"If you want my future forget my past"
"You need to have a job if you want to be with me"
"I care about not caring"
"Sorry not sorry"
"motherfucker"
"cocksucker"
"******"
"Nobody wants to work except me"
"I'm the most bullied person on the planet"
"This is a picture of me on an exotic beach with my boyfriend"
"This is a picture of me on a luxury yacht with my squad"
"This is a picture of me getting out of the shower"
"This is a picture of me in my underwear"
"This is me wearing a $50,000 dress"
"This is me wearing $10,000 shoes"
"This is me wearing my $200,000 necklace"
"Life is good!"
"I don't give a fuck"
"#metoo"
"I'm a philantropist"
"I'm a scientologist"
"I'm a catholic"
"I'm a feminist"
"I'm an activist"
"I'm an atheist"
"I'm in love with myself"
"I was discovered in [insert year] at the age of [insert age]"
"Vote for my candidate!"
"White people are racist"
"Straight men are violent"
"I'm obviously pro-choice who isn't these days?"
"I can dress however I want to dress"
"I'm a lesbian now"
"I'm bisexual now"
"I was an orphaned child"
"I'm discriminated against because I'm a woman"
"I was born with a rare disease which held me back"
"I'm not your toy stupid boy"
"My ex boyfriend cheated on me"
"My ex husband abused me"
"I am a rich man"
"I was sexually molested by a man 30 years ago"
"Anything a man can do I can do better"
"I was raped by a man when I was a child but I kept it a secret"
"I dont need a man because I'm a strong independent woman who can take care of herself"
"I'm happy being single"
"Men can't be trusted"
"My boyfriend died"
"I've got a new boyfriend"
"I'm gettng married"
"I'm getting divorced"
"Thank u, next"
"I'm getting married again"
"Love yourself first"
"I haven't been online in 4 years"
"I wore a diaper until the age of 7"
"Men should check their balls for cancer"
"It's okay to admit you have mental health issues"
"Racist!"
"Woman hater!"
"Incel!"
"Holocaust denier!"
"Little islander!"
"Love can be whatever you want it to be"
"Normal is subjective"
"Where is the love?"

Then after the stranger has left another stranger walks up to you and says this to you,

That stranger you were just talking to has been found dead and everybody is grieving, the cause of death is suspected to be suicide, murder, car accident, accidental drowning, accidental drug overdose, natural causes

Then I walk up to you and give you a note which says all of the above.
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