Time for some reconditioning.

[Jibartik]

we need nuke waste all over the planet, so when dogs evolve to rule after weve killed ourselves, they will have evolved to live in a universe of radiation, so they can finally go off into space.

Another interesting theory for the lies of alien satan is: that humans WONT all die of radiation poisoning if we follow them off into the empty vast universe. Another thing god told his first creation, that satan ignores (and sounds like alex jones when he rants about the lies)