Best "Yo momma" joke

[falkun]

Yo' momma's so dumb she got wrapped up in a cordless phone!
Yo' momma's so poor when I walked in her front door I walked out the back!
Yo' momma's so poor I asked what's for dinner, she put her foot up on the table and said, "Corn!"
Yo' momma's so poor I rang the doorbell at your house and the toilet flushed!
Yo' momma's so fat God said, "Let there be light," and he asked her to move!
Yo' momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time, please!"

[Anger]

Yo momma so fat....Tralina.

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by Anger [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yo momma so fat....Tralina.

Man I'm surprised it took until page 5 for this

[Eternal-Elf]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Man I'm surprised it took until page 5 for this

You don't play anymore yet you constantly check the forums to make sure people are still calling you fat?

nice.

*guard up* for all the white knights off this forum so come at me.