Best "Yo momma" joke

[Tornin]

Yo momma is so fat, she eats biscuits like Tic Tacs.

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, it hangs down to her penis.

Yo momma's breath stinks so bad, I don't know whether to give her gum or toilet paper.

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, her tits look like coconuts.

[aaronjames666]

your momma is soo fat , each ass cheek dual procs earthquake..
your momma is soo fat ,she cons red to phara dar!
your momma's soo fat that it takes 12 wizards and the ocean of tears
to cook her noodles.. your momma is so fat the procs from her ass stole your kill..