Anyone celebrating Halloween? Best/favorite all-time costume?

[nostalgiaquest]

lol you fuckin losers will politicize anything...

Since you're bald, figure out a way to make/buy yourself something that looks like bird wings and then say you're a bald eagle. Can probably be done pretty cheap at a craft store with cardboard and feathers. Find some sort of beak mask at a halloween store. Add American flag t-shirt or cape for extra freedom.

Or Charlie brown. Find a yellow shirt, color the black zigzag with a sharpie, and then black shorts and brown shoes. Use a mascara pen to draw on that squiggle he's got on his forehead. Don't use the sharpie for that lol. Bring a pumpkin and you're covering the movie aspect. Or better yet a pumpkin shaped candy basket, only it's full of airplane booze bottles, and hand them out to folks.