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Old 10-18-2021, 03:24 PM
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Old 10-18-2021, 03:35 PM
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Would you like to speak to a manager?
I was hoping someone knew something meaningful, and would respond...

It was not a crash, there was a 15 minute warning timer announcement, so I was hoping someone would post something regarding when the server might be back up...

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?
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Old 10-18-2021, 03:42 PM
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I was hoping someone knew something meaningful, and would respond...

It was not a crash, there was a 15 minute warning timer announcement, so I was hoping someone would post something regarding when the server might be back up...

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?
There are people on Red right now sniffing out the latest changes. Log in and get your patch notes from them [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 10-18-2021, 04:20 PM
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If not, what is your best Ranger joke?
Best one I've heard was on Green launch.

"Why didn't they give Rangers Feign Death?
- Because they wouldn't survive the fall damage!"
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Old 10-18-2021, 04:27 PM
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Old 10-20-2021, 09:51 AM
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Fun times on Red
I was accosted by this gang of hooligans after fending off a Wolfpack of ogres in Misty Thicket.
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Old 10-20-2021, 10:22 AM
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I was accosted by this gang of hooligans after fending off a Wolfpack of ogres in Misty Thicket.
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Old 10-18-2021, 04:22 PM
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If not, what is your best Ranger joke?
See when you play a ranger its important that you have both green armor and brown armor.

Green armor so you can find your corpse in the sand

Brown armor so you can find your corpse in the grass

or

How can you tell when a ranger broke into your house?

There are corpses all over the floor and your cat is level 9
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Old 10-18-2021, 04:25 PM
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How can you tell when a ranger broke into your house?

There are corpses all over the floor and your cat is level 9
Best ranger joke I've seen in 22 years of this game.
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