Theory of everything

[Gwaihir]

This concept of octets within the chemistry of matter is precisely why,amongst the interplay of the lowest octet of elements, carbon and nitrogen are the most "pre-valent" bond found in nature.

The word pre-"valent" itself being a chemistry term co-opted by dullards to metaphorically translate meaning with meta"phor" being a product of sonic terminology ("Metaphonetics")


We state that life is primarily carbon-based, but it is, in fact, carbo-nitrate based, as they are nearest to center in the first octet of elements.

This is why animals excrete nitrogenous wastes through urea/urine in varying concentrations. And is precisely why most "fertilizers" for plants are nitrogen based compounds.

Technically, urine has what plants crave; a true "Brawndo" if you will, obviously in concentration oft too strong from plants, which accelerates their metabolism to death if not properly diluted. We're technically exploiting our symbiotic relationship with plants by peeing in a toilet instead of onto our gardens/crops. And we waste a fuckload of time and money not by synthesizing urine, in our fertilizer market