Life is pretty chill today, bro.

[Polixenes]

Originally Posted by Ashimar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Today, I realized not only does birth control give you sex without annoying kids, but it also makes zits go away on your bitch, it makes her period come less often so you can slam her more, and it makes her tits bigger. Thats a quadruple win. Super fucking chill.

I wish your mother and I had known about this in 1995.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Polixenes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wish your mother and I had known about this in 1995.

rofl +1