Alternative to 300 push ups?

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Originally Posted by Byue [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

See Starkind, they openly say it.
They tough guy, they think they can.
And I mean, probably can, 300 push ups is pretty easy.

But that's the kind of dudes who would do 300 pushups without stretching to prove they can without really thinking about the implications and never talk about how they felt like shit 2 weeks after that.

you must be incredibly out of shape

go for a run and lift some weights