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[Macken]

Bardalicious: caught hacking, admits to exploiting, uses new found reputation to slander other's pristine whistles.

[Bardalicious]

Originally Posted by Macken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bardalicious: banned for forum post, incorrectly portrayed as a hacker, uses new found hacker reputation to actually start hacking shitty KaB emu server to make the title fit.

Fix't for you bro.

[Bardalicious]

Originally Posted by Bardalicious

Macken's dad's condom broke tonight 8/14/95. Failed coathanger abortion wouldn't understand how every post he makes only further adds to the satirical opinion others hold of him. If only his dad had paid the extra 50 cents for a Trojan..

8/14/95

Never Forget

[Macken]

Originally Posted by Bardalicious [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

uses new found hacker reputation to actually start hacking shitty KaB emu server to make the title fit.

but you weren't hacking before?

[Amuk]

Only seen Bardalicious once on AG, he came into COM when I was grpd with Kymarial/Levick on my char Woodelfstasis - he msgd me that he was comming to kill levick and didn't want any trouble or else I would pay or some shit, told him I wouldn't interfere and then we ganked him when he showed up - after that was some fail trains for awhile, pretty comical dude imo.

Oh yeah and I had a duped corpse for some reason in COM and kept exping up top while he camped my duped corpse thinking I was naked that was also pretty funny. That server, and bardalicious were so bad.

[Bardalicious]

Originally Posted by Amuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Only seen Bardalicious once on AG, he came into COM when I was grpd with Kymarial/Levick on my char Woodelfstasis - he msgd me that he was comming to kill levick and didn't want any trouble or else I would pay or some shit, told him I wouldn't interfere and then we ganked him when he showed up - after that was some fail trains for awhile, pretty comical dude imo.

Oh yeah and I had a duped corpse for some reason in COM and kept exping up top while he camped my duped corpse thinking I was naked that was also pretty funny. That server, and bardalicious were so bad.

That was a fun night. Don't gotta lie about it though bro, I griefed you guys out of the zone. Kymarial / Levick, aside from always playing a ton of box toons, was another blatant hacker. Dude always had see invis and would camp the moment I'd find him on track. Not to mention warping on top of me on one of my alts (which was why I was chasing him in the first place)

Also.. you were probably the worst rogue on the server bro. Only reason I died was because Levick had that shaman with him - p. sure you didn't land a hit. You also were sitting at the zone in while I camped your "duped" corpse. I know this because I tracked you there while Levick and the shaman were up top xping. I don't recall seeing you log in again after that night, either. Prob because you didn't get a single kill on AG. Trollolol.

[Macken]

Originally Posted by Amuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

then we ganked him when he showed up - after that was some fail trains for awhile,

Originally Posted by Amuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

he camped my duped corpse thinking I was naked .

Fail Gank
Fail Trains
Fail CC
Fail Exploits
Fail Hax
Fail Bard

[Bardalicious]

Originally Posted by Macken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fail Gank
Fail Trains
Fail CC
Fail Exploits
Fail Hax
Fail Bard

Originally Posted by Bardalicious [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How to post like Macken:

Step 1. ALWAYS stroke your ego first.
Step 2. Never admit that you look like a sped child.
Step 3. Claim victory in PVP no matter how far from the truth it is.
Step 4. Think of 1-liner catch phrases that only you find humor in.
Step 5. Throw in random_pvp_gank_screenshot002.
Step 6. If contended on any above points, re-post them word for word.
Step 7. Log in all of your forum alts to add pro-Macken tags.
Step 8. And if all else fails... resort to: "Umadbro??"
Step 9. Return to step 1.

I think we're on the brink of Step 6 bro's. If I was as bad at PVP as Macken, the fail enchanter from EQ Live, I'd be resentful of everyone else too. Don't worry bro, there IS a place for your MMO skills:

Macken's MMO World

[Amuk]

I didn't land a hit on the rooted bard? I was the worst of only one rogue on Altergate? You griefed us out of the zone?

I can't tell if I'm being trolled or not.