Favorite quotes by moronic blues about red99

Bardalicious · #1 07-05-2011, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bardalicious

Macken's dad's condom broke tonight 8/14/95. Failed coathanger abortion wouldn't understand how every post he makes only further adds to the satirical opinion others hold of him. If only his dad had paid the extra 50 cents for a Trojan..

8/14/95

Never Forget

Am I doing it right yet? LOLOLOL PEOPLE RESPECT ME NOW.

Bardalicious · #2 07-05-2011, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Macken

To have things like recharging items and raining zone lines possible, but then ban people for doing it, is like putting steak in front of your dog and banning him from your property when he tries to eat it.

Hey I really enjoyed this one too.. Mack Dog.

Macken · #3 07-05-2011, 02:57 AM

Yes.

Basic lesson in cause and effect.

Control the cause, eliminate the effect. Then quit qq.

SearyxTZ · #4 07-05-2011, 02:58 AM

or just follow the fucking rules because it's a 12 year old game loaded with exploits, emo child

Macken · #5 07-05-2011, 02:59 AM

u mad?

Bardalicious · #6 07-05-2011, 03:08 AM

How to post like Macken:

Step 1. ALWAYS stroke your ego first.
Step 2. Never admit that you look like a sped child.
Step 3. Claim victory in PVP no matter how far from the truth it is.
Step 4. Think of 1-liner catch phrases that only you find humor in.
Step 5. Throw in random_pvp_gank_screenshot002.
Step 6. If contended on any above points, re-post them word for word.
Step 7. Log in all of your forum alts to add pro-Macken tags.
Step 8. And if all else fails... resort to: "Umadbro??"
Step 9. Return to step 1.

Bardalicious · #7 07-05-2011, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Macken

To have things like recharging items and raining zone lines possible, but then ban people for doing it, is like putting steak in front of your dog and banning him from your property when he tries to eat it.

A.K.A. :

Quote:

Originally Posted by Macken

To have things like a 12 year old game client riddled with exploitable client-side offsets and data packets rich with information we shouldn't be able to see, then banning Macken for using teh hax, is like putting a steak in front of your dog and banning him from your property when he tries to eat it.