its been a good run

[Cecily]

There's the testimony of the other person in the house where this allegedly took place which also suggests you're full of shit, and a couple years studying your psychology, but yeah.. no evidence. Bearing false witness against you're neighbor is one of those things the 10 commandments warned us not to do, so maybe just admit your ego got bruised and fess up because that's super fucked up to lie about.