2020 Election MEGAthread

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Interesting, so its like the people are battling for which type of daddy they have. Either one that likes hugging trees, or one that likes hiding behind them shooting at things.

And then once the daddy they like is in charge the people go back to libation and drinking alcohol while they assume their daddy is mostly going to do stuff that they'd approve of and they dont have to worry about it.

Does that pretty much sum it up?

It's exactly like your daddy favoring your better looking and more successful brother every time and the only time you get a bike is if your brother also wanted a bike.

edit: your bike is the shittier version without the gel seat and with a derailleur that will break your chain the first time out

edit2: also, you don't own the bike, it's actually your brother's

edit3: it's up to you to fix it though

edit4: looks like someone stole it

edit5: your daddy says it's your fault and go apologize to your brother

edit6: your brother gives you a nuggie

edit6: still wants his rental money for that bike you don't have

edit7: suggests a pay day loan

edit8: you are trapped in a horrible cycle of rising unpayable interest

edit9: you can no longer afford your obmama care and look for different obmama to save you

edit10: meanwhile you get bowel cancer and die

edit11: your miserable estate is sued by your brother to get his bike rental money back

so exactly like that