2020 Election MEGAthread

[Patriam1066]

I take your point Hobart, but to be fair they did the same shit in 2016

I’m guessing the Trumpian answer is that the media is based out of DC and NYC amd doesn’t have the pulse of “real America,” which is a land of obese diabetics who’d rather kill each other than wear masks

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I take your point Hobart, but to be fair they did the same shit in 2016

I’m guessing the Trumpian answer is that the media is based out of DC and NYC amd doesn’t have the pulse of “real America,” which is a land of obese diabetics who’d rather kill each other than wear masks

that's not the Trumpian answer tho, it's the correct one. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Trump's going to clean up in TX and FL, i swear to you. I find it hard to believe even oregon will go blue. we are living through a horrific sea change in American "values". the people are loosed cannibals bro, they have lost all of their Aztec worship for the heart-eating establishment that used to opiate them with brown head basketball and unlike you have no regard even for their own families, which in most cases are shattered or contain an obese wife.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by imperiouskitten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that's not the Trumpian answer tho, it's the correct one. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I disagree. I believe the poll numbers are being precisely manipulated in order to provide the correct amount of motivation for the supporting voters.

I'm thinking the thought process is looking something like this:

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We are all people of low ethical standards and we expect jobs in the Biden administration and also we run polling companies!

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That's right Gary! If we tell the people Biden is barely ahead, like a point, they'll factor in what happened in 2016 and realize their candidate is shot and won't even show up.

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But if we tell them Biden is like 15 points ahead, they'll know we're lying because Biden is the weakest presidential candidate since Stephen Hawking and we've been telling them this time, this time we're going to get it right!

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So, we're looking at Pennsylvania, how about plus six?

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Plus seven, Brad.

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Done, Gary!

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[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I take your point Hobart, but to be fair they did the same shit in 2016

I’m guessing the Trumpian answer is that the media is based out of DC and NYC amd doesn’t have the pulse of “real America,” which is a land of obese diabetics who’d rather kill each other than wear masks

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I laughed

The real war is the war America struggles with is the war on high fructose corn syrup, and slovenliness.