Portland is a mess

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[BlackBellamy]

Imagine you're some FEMA guy and you and the other FEMA guys are riding around on your pontoon boat and you're just fishing floaters out with a big hook and the guy in the back goes through their pockets and opens up the ziplock bag and yells out 'Another X!'

[magnetaress]

The less identifiable my corpse the better I say!

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The less identifiable my corpse the better I say!

I would prefer to write a fantastic story about my heroic exploits in Esperanto and laser engrave that on all my bones. Right after that painful procedure I would expect to cool off a bit from all that laser heat by crawling into the nearest peat bog.

I suppose in six thousand years I'll be a major character in Creative Assembly's next iteration of the Total War series, which is how all future people will learn the histories.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would prefer to write a fantastic story about my heroic exploits in Esperanto and laser engrave that on all my bones. Right after that painful procedure I would expect to cool off a bit from all that laser heat by crawling into the nearest peat bog.

I suppose in six thousand years I'll be a major character in Creative Assembly's next iteration of the Total War series, which is how all future people will learn the histories.

Hehehehe. Jpg

[zodium]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would prefer to write a fantastic story about my heroic exploits in Esperanto and laser engrave that on all my bones. Right after that painful procedure I would expect to cool off a bit from all that laser heat by crawling into the nearest peat bog.

I suppose in six thousand years I'll be a major character in Creative Assembly's next iteration of the Total War series, which is how all future people will learn the histories.

this is praxis.

[Snortles Chortles]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Federal agents blinded by lasers, no one blinks an eye. A trans woman posts a photo, everyone loses their mind.


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[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I get the feeling both of you didn't click the link which makes the joke way funnier.

clicked the link. old news. only funny because it happened to the lebanese.

answered question as if it were serious.

Anyone still protesting anything just needs to go get a job and occupy a desk or a forklift.

[kjs86z]

oops

turns out all this BLM hullabaloo was bullshit all along

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If you're yelling "I CANT BREATHE" for 5+ minutes you are in fact breathing and the man unfortunately died of heart failure due to drug overdose on top of preexisting heart conditions as detailed in the autopsy.

So what are these protesting cities gonna look like when the two cops walk free?

[Bigsham]

Originally Posted by kjs86z [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

oops

turns out all this BLM hullabaloo was bullshit all along

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If you're yelling "I CANT BREATHE" for 5+ minutes you are in fact breathing and the man unfortunately died of heart failure due to drug overdose on top of preexisting heart conditions as detailed in the autopsy.

So what are these protesting cities gonna look like when the two cops walk free?

it wont happen for a while thankfully because there are going to be even more riots when donald wins again