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| This flimsy mask will surely protect me. |
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44 | 20.66% |
| I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. |
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24 | 11.27% |
| I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. |
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7 | 3.29% |
| I am already dead. |
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67 | 31.46% |
| On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. |
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32 | 15.02% |
| Mossad agents are dancing again. |
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39 | 18.31% |
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#1861
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While we're on the topic of bathroom etiquette; im willing to bet you're the type of person that sniffs the toilet paper after, and wantonly inspects their feces for signs of trauma. Protip: your fissures are causually linked to your proclivities.
Crap and flush: live dangerously. Life is short; no time for looking back, bro. | ||
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The stomata is the first physiological element developed after conception in utero. In cases of en-utero physchological trauma, the result is often manifest in post-birth anal rentiveness. This arrested development then manifests with obsessive compulsive disorders relating to an obsession with overeating, and an extremely overactive occupation with the sensations experienced through ones oral and rectal cavities.
Seek Christ. Hope this helps. | ||
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#1865
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Gonna be harder than you think, the second Dems try to ban fracking they will lose 45% of Hispanics who can’t do anything beyond welding or other manual labor
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There's more to welding than just taking any old mig/tig rod and melting it into a seam when weld-strength and precision is required. Hope this helps. | |||
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Last edited by Gwaihir; 05-14-2020 at 11:11 PM..
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You can't control anything. Or anyone. Once you try to at gunpoint things start to get really messy.
If you appreciate hosing blood and shit off the walls, go for it. I am not going to get in your way. I understand your sentiment. Experience has taught me a lot about how useless it is though. If this generation is disciplined and purged it won't be long before people are drowning in drugs, anger, and shit again. We are all just railing against nature and we can only succeed in that endeavor for a brief period of our own lifetime. Maybe, eventually, 100 million years from now we'll edge the cycle closer to Angelic perfection. Don't hold your breath to long though. Sooner or later you got to breathe and we'll choke on the stench of every one's rotting corpses. I'm already choking to death. I can't be mad about though. You don't see me bothering to dig any damn mass graves. God bless and sleep peaceful like. | ||
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Glad this joke is almost over
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