Seal Team's Spokesperson, Patchet the Living Cliche

[Smash_Money]

So Patchet lost a bet to me, and owed me $100. I asked him to donate it to a charity rather than pay me, and he donated it to Globalgiving.org in my name. I wish I had seen this first, so I could have put it towards the plane ticket to kick your ass...and perhaps order you that pizza as payment for entertaining me with that good read.

[Hazek]

A long time ago my grandfather Patchet said, "I WANT YOU TO STEAL AGRO FROM THOSE SCRUBS OK. DONT DISAPPOINT ME. YOU TAKE THAT AGRO LIKE AN ALPHA AND YOU DONT LET SOME SHADOW KNIGHT PUSH YOU AROUND!! DO IT SOLMN"

But when the giant appeared, I was too late and hadn't mastered the highest levels of stun yet, so I failed. And to this day i'm scarred.

Except it only made me stronger and now I take agro whenever I want. And not even the 17th best tank on the server, Minimality, can get it off me.