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| This flimsy mask will surely protect me. |      | 44 | 20.66% | 
| I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. |      | 24 | 11.27% | 
| I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. |      | 7 | 3.29% | 
| I am already dead. |      | 67 | 31.46% | 
| On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. |      | 32 | 15.02% | 
| Mossad agents are dancing again. |      | 39 | 18.31% | 
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 I drank way too much coffee this morning, gave myself horrible nausea but at least I am not going to die from Coronal viri. Real mad I can't drink as much coffee as I want to and get away with it. Biggest downside to losing weight, and being a girl IMO. | |||
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