My life is a bigger disaster than yours

[Polycaster]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Forty years later I have hemorrhoids and anal fissures. If only I didn't constrict the blood flow to that area by sitting on cold stuff. This stuff is really inconvenient now at times.

My lesson to you:

ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOUR ASS!!!

I would think the greater lesson would be to listen to the warnings of old crones, as they are virtually always a literary device for the author to impart wisdom.