Just make the things nodrop?

[Zeboim]

Honestly my guy, if you have no skin in the game and the lists are, as apparently stated, limited to just these few items... It's really not worth the heartburn. The mechanic was added because this server is infested with Neckbeard Turbopixel Ancap Elflords that make life in general a nightmare and are intent on spoiling the economy based on the leverage they'll get by poopsocking their way to higher levels and hoarding valuable early drops that they only know will be valuable because of their non-classic prescience magic that tells them how things will shake out dropwise/marketwise.

*That* is not Classic. Lists are far and away the lesser of two evils here, while not actually editing the classic item itself.