Class Suggestions for a casual player

[PieOats]

ATTN: Original Poster

RE: YOUR THREAD

Dear Zer,

It has come to my attention that you have solicited inputs from the Project 1999® Forum Sub-Community. Firstly, let me thank you for your interest in our Inputs®. They are of the finest quality. Secondly, I regret to inform you that YOUR DOING IT WRONGly.

To put it in plain terms, your conclusions are bunk. First (second first), rangers are not hard mode; you have confused hardmode with WEAKMODE. Under no circumstance should you play a ranger. This recommendation is in line with the very valuabble Inputs® we have given hi therto.

Second, the very obvious oversight in your thread here is the very important matter of *RACE.* There is no doubt that you should play a dwarf. Class consideration is a very distant fifth behind this, regional liquor selections, number of active ooc venues, proximity to abusable newby experience quests, and beards.

Thirdly, lizards are disgusting creatures and the Druidic embrace of nature CROSSES LINES.

Please reconsider your selections and let us know if you require any additional Inputs®.

Sincerely,

a dwarf


P.S. Should you elect to disregard this kind advice, I challenge you to FITE ME IRL!