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Originally Posted by enesis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Terrified? No. Do I have better things to do with my time? Undoubtedly. The references to evolutionary theory are ironic in the context of an argument about investing unhealthy amounts of time and energy into Everquest. How do any of you r-selected folks in aftermath actually reproduce when its all a big circlejerk?

Girls are all over my dick 24/7. Guess you wouldn't understand as an unattractive beta male.