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[Neno]

Originally Posted by deathgirl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hey newfriend, do you know there are other keyboard layouts that people are apparently trying to push? colemak.com
but ofc, like anything it'll take forever to change because people just get so stuck in their ways. unless it's cool to try new ways. but then they're still stuck in that mindset of trying to be cool, and that's never going to change. but some people are cool without trying and they'll just try new ways because they know that progression is paramount to the continuity of the human race, and they realize that attention whoring day in day out on the same old keyboard layout isn't going to change anything.

I used to cut my pizza up with knife and fork, it was clean but time consuming. Now I pick my pizza up and fold it in half, it was sometimes messy but much quicker. In this way the transition to colemak from qwerty will at first be messier but in the long run typing speed will increase.

According to Melchezedek, our planet is covered with geometrically constructed 'morpho genetic grids'. These grids extend from about 60 feet under the Earth's surface to about 60 miles above the Earth, arranged in geometric patterns. Each species has its own grid, which supports life, and connects the consciousness of its particular species. Before any species can come into existence or make an evolutionary step, a new grid must be completed. When a species becomes extinct, that particular species' grid dissolves.

A new grid was completed in 1989 - the 'christ-consciousness' grid. This grid will allow humans to evolve into our next version. We'll develop two additional chromosomes (which are really 'geometrical images' designed to resonate with our specific grid) for a total or 46 + 2.

The main change will be a shift to the "unity consciousness". Every cell in your body has its own consciousness and memory. You, the higher being that occupies your body, make the millions of different consciousnesses in your body work together as one being. How does this relate to this grid? Think of yourself as a cell and the grid as the higher being. We will still have individual consciousness, but will be united in the form of a higher being in order to work as one entity."

Thus this stage of human evolution that QWERTY represents is akin to that of the pupa stage of the butterfly. Our own genetic evolution will lead to the Age of Colemak and we shall spread our wings and fly.

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profound things

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I don’t fancy the religious implications of watshisname menzoberranzan’s grid theory, but I can appreciate the parallels drawn. Did you know there are extremophiles living kilometres beneath the crust of the earth? That place on the grid is positively swarming with them.
My favourite extremophiles are tardigrades, which are a lesser known taxa of invertebrates- aka water bears or moss piglets; they can survive in the most ridiculous of extreme environments using cryptobiosis, which means bringing themselves to a truly death-like state, killing their metabolism and surviving for as long as necessary, until conditions permit them to come to life once again. I believe many people on this forum are in a state of cryptobiosis, and I don’t believe any "unity consciousness" can be achieved until we stop attention whoring, start colemaking and start relating to the sexdecillions of consciousnesses this universe is teeming with.

also, tardigrades are just the cutest things!
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