Some Tips To Protect Yourself From False Rape Allegations

[Sonderbeast]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Farting?

Inserting drugs into your anal cavity to get high.

or farting, wait yeah farting.

[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by Sonderbeast [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Inserting drugs into your anal cavity to get high.

or farting, wait yeah farting.

Boofing is farting.

[mickmoranis]

the only thing louder than a kavanagh boof are the screams I hear in rapid spin class, and yoga.

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the only thing louder than a kavanagh boof are the screams I hear in rapid spin class, and yoga.

Hot yoga is hot. Kavanaugh done hot yoga? Them pants, lordy them pants.

[Wonkie]

It matters not how straight or gay
How self-punishing the prole
I am the master of your gates,
I am the captain of your hole.

[clevergirl]

Since we're doing poetry, this ones not mine:

Trump has a slam dunk opportunity at a Supreme Court seat, handed to him by Anthony Kennedy.

What could possibly go wrong? The guy is like, a really smart person, a stable genius. A great business man who literally wrote the Art of the Deal and invented the expression, "priming the pump."

No chaos no collusion no hanky panky porn star president. Beautiful chocolate cake rocket man Canada is paying Mexican wall tariffs.

Kid Rock nugent oval office celebration of Russian orphans with no press present. Smoky eye softball orange skinned Mexican judge Muslim ban.

Twitter tantrum don't care, Do U, Be Best tremendously unfair unprecedented paper towel tossing Dotard witch Hunt! Indictment Ostrich jacket here's your pardon hero who didn't get shot down at a funeral.

Also this is technically the 4th Kavanaugh thread, but Loramin's been really liberal recently. So I guess I'll give this thread a milligan.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by clevergirl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Loramin's been really liberal recently.

I've always been liberal, I just don't always have the energy to debate the micks and the scared children of the forum. Brandolini's Law and all that ("the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.").

[mickmoranis]

no you dont have any facts and base everything off how yu think things work despite not understanding them at all.

So you dont lack the energy, you lack the knowledge.

no offense, you (like all liberals) should just enjoy video games and let the adults do the work.

By the way, you will never recieve a basic income for that, but since you lack the skills to be productive, were in a pickle... you just have to lower your expectations of utopia providing you a LARGE enough income to aford go pro cameras and vacations, while also not having a constructive job.

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

no you dont have any facts and base everything off how yu think things work despite not understanding them at all.

So you dont lack the energy, you lack the knowledge.

no offense, you (like all liberals) should just enjoy video games and let the adults do the work.

By the way, you will never recieve a basic income for that, but since you lack the skills to be productive, were in a pickle... you just have to lower your expectations of utopia providing you a LARGE enough income to aford go pro cameras and vacations, while also not having a constructive job.

Jesus you're weaker than ever. Get to lifting, weakling.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So you dont lack the energy, you lack the knowledge.

Mick I would smoke you in any kind of politics and/or history knowledge competition. I consume all news, but especially political news, voraciously, and I got a 4 and a 5 on my high school history AP exams.

Meanwhile you can't even spell "don't", "we're", "receive", or "afford" ... even though your phone or browser undoubtedly has a spellchecker built-in.

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

By the way, you will never recieve a basic income for that, but since you lack the skills to be productive, were in a pickle

While we're getting personal I'm also willing to bet I have the skills to not just make more than you, but 2x or maybe even 3x more than you've ever made in a year. Being a Silicon Valley programming team lead pays bank.

But none of that has anything to do with the fact that women live their lives with sexual assault always in lurking in the back of their mind, while the worst thing men have to deal with is the incredibly miniscule chance of a false rape accusation (as my original satiric post was intended to highlight).