Favorite quotes by moronic blues about red99

[Doors]

Sick list of quotes pulled from maybe 3 different threads at the top of this forum. Kudos on the 5 minutes you spent organizing this library of fucking fail ass non funny shit.

I thought this was going to be some epic post with years worth of funny to shit to read. Sadly its just another fail attempt at trolling by the slow bus community advocating for hack99.

[ChubbyBubbles]

Originally Posted by Doors [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sick list of quotes pulled from maybe 3 different threads at the top of this forum. Kudos on the 5 minutes you spent organizing this library of fucking fail ass non funny shit.

I thought this was going to be some epic post with years worth of funny to shit to read. Sadly its just another fail attempt at trolling by the slow bus community advocating for hack99.

"Creating different sentences by using the same words in various ways was thought to be a unique feature of human language but scientists have now confirmed that monkeys have a similar way of communicating with "sentences".

--http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/3335593/Monkeys-communicate-in-sentences.html

[Doors]

Originally Posted by ChubbyBubbles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I read news from British websites.

Sorry to hear that man.

[ChubbyBubbles]

Originally Posted by Doors [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry to hear that man.

Funny, that is not what I said at all. Shrug.

[Doors]

Originally Posted by ChubbyBubbles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

--http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/3335593/Monkeys-communicate-in-sentences.html

[Akim]

Originally Posted by Amuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

100$ only seems like a lot of money when you have to think about how many cocks you had to suck to get it Jaydee.

A decent whore charges at-least 300$.
If you want your dick sucked by a dirty infested whore; 15$

If you appear clean they'll probably give you a discount; might even fuck.
Again; that's only the decent whores that are worth a damn.

Those street hoes with less than average bodies aren't worth the 15$.
Might as well go to the bar.
Unless you're both unattractive and poor; then I do recommend the 15$ whore. Might as well cut your loses.

Now you know. However; things change. Some undereducated hoes without a good pimp, usually just turned 18 and ended up in vegas, only charge 50-100$ a fuck. That's the ones you want to get if you're in the market for a value packed blow.

Pretty much the younger/older and uglier the cheaper. Which can get you in a lot of trouble;
I for one would murder the prick pimping out a minor. Unless it is her choice.
Let her end up with the diseases that scare her out of it.


Well my timer is almost up. Please; enjoy the read.

[JayDee]

Originally Posted by Amuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

100$ only seems like a lot of money when you have to think about how many cocks you had to suck to get it Jaydee.

Is that how you put things into perspective bro

[Castle]

Salty, grow a brain, fag. Get a full quote next time and learn what sarcasm.

You failed in the first line, I didn't bother to read the rest.. just as moronic as the blues.

[gnomishfirework]

Originally Posted by Amuk

100$ only seems like a lot of money when you have to think about how many cocks you had to suck to get it Jaydee.

Two on a good night for me.

[Walk It Out]

Originally Posted by Amuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

100$ only seems like a lot of money when you have to think about how many cocks you had to suck to get it Jaydee.

true story