Micro dosage

[ScaringChildren]

tosses back a pound of kratom and nods off while My Little Pony plays in the background

As my spirit glides up to the bright light, I'm interrupted by a beautiful angelic voice, "Wake up, it's time to Make America Great Again..."

It's President Trump.

He takes my hand and guides me back home.

I wake up suddenly, drenched in sweat with a pounding headache.

I pour all of my dankest kratom down the drain, I take a shower, clip my toenails, shave off my neckbeard.

I get one of those fashy haircuts and a brand new white polo shirt, buttoned all the way up.

Start juicing, lifting, and going to church. Plan to have more than 2 white children.

Thank you, Jesus Trump for delivering me from my vices.

It's time to MAGA