You are welcome for quite possibly Lulz best post ever.

[clevergirl]

The lizard queen sat on her throne in fearrott listening to the vocal fry of the liberal frogloks in the deep shadows of the trees. A swift breeze from the ocean stirred in her mouth. Her forked tongue whipping out to taste the faint odor of lulz unwashed bottom. She knew her arch nemisis had arrived from Gunthak. She called to her acolytes with a chirping and clicking of her teeth ending in a whistling screech. Her supplicants kneeled before her at the great enterance to the temple. Two silverback gorillas enthralled by Christus Thules magicks beat their chest. She saidd ... briiing me a fat one. Onnnee of the 10/10's thisss lulz likees to crush xherrs lap. Off in the distance a young ogre by the name of Enby ran through zhe deep rainforest chased by hundreds of spiders. In the dark mist a series of flutting calls went out and zhe knew there would be no time to escape the trap she had been set. Zhe resigned herself the torture at the hands of the almighty Railgun Zhok who's command she followed. In the blackness of a thousand spider bites, venem coursing through zhes thicccc body zhe swore she would return and exact her wrathful revenge on the denizens of Fearrott.

Enby appeared before the Queen of the Lizard. Broodmother of the Tae Ew. She was rippedd apart and in her large body an egg was sown. Many broodlings where sacrificed so that her life force could be restored and Zhe could carry the eggg northward into the rugged mountains where she was comanded. The queen said, Zheee will go 4th and find the bettles of atenakkenz, u shallll givvee yourrr body to them, as you carrry the soullle of the dreaddd lorrrdd cheeezus 2 cum in the timme after the magicks. otherrrwise the youngggg brooddlinngg shall rippp its' wayy outtttt of you... yesssss'

Once released Zhe could feeel the beating heart of the egg inside of zhe.. she felt a whisper in her mind. I am zheees salvation... Zhe must gooo to the beettles and zhe will be set freee do not fail Zhee

And this is how the dread lord was born. That would one day rule all of the universe with mexican food and latinix booties. Lulz would return home to xher coven of warlocks empty handed, nothing in xher lap. Only the fantasy of possessing the 10/10 of xher quest and dreams.

Sorry it is really actually very terrible, but since I wrote it I'm posting it. My stream of consciousness has been really fucking terrible lately. I blame the anorexia