Cheap Sex and the Decline of Marriage

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wish I could. I really do.

Every time I go down on a chick it's like sticking my face into a freshly microwaved can of tuna.

I've hooked up with women who I could smell while in missionary position.

That's pretty bad. Gotta spray that shit with some febreze.

I've only tasted one sweet pussy ever. The rest were really nasty. Some people say good pussy should taste like Tacos, I once remember reading an article about it.

You can definitely taste and smell and feel people's toxicity. Unhealthy ppl are gross. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]