Hi!

[Rogean]

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[Wenai]

Good evening fellow patron. May I interest you in a swig of my finest dwarven ale, served in a stein encrusted with the teeth of the most beautiful elven maiden?

[Goobles]

I would be delighted, thank you. Would you care to join me in a game of draughts?

[Bigcountry23]

Originally Posted by Wenai [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Good evening fellow patron. May I interest you in a swig of my finest dwarven ale, served in a stein encrusted with the teeth of the most beautiful elven maiden?

Pst.... That's the stien for the Ogreswil or the Dark Elf Backstabber. The Dwarven ale is best served in the skull of a goblin or aviark chick (or just drunk right out of a cask with that was recently opened with a handy axe).

[Wenai]

Originally Posted by Bigcountry23 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pst.... That's the stien for the Ogreswil or the Dark Elf Backstabber. The Dwarven ale is best served in the skull of a goblin or aviark chick (or just drunk right out of a cask with that was recently opened with a handy axe).

Are you certain patron? When drinking from my stein, it is like procreating with a beautiful elven princess!

[Goobles]

Originally Posted by Wenai [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are you certain patron? When drinking from my stein, it is like procreating with a beautiful elven princess!

Drunken and belligerant, Goobles climbs to the top of the table and proclaims,
"Elvish femmes are whores! I've no patience for the likes, as they are too tall, and their skin is too fine. Beneath their beauty lies an intention of deceit. Do not let them tempt you, fri---" .
His proclamation is cut short as he loses his balance and falls off the table top.

[Wenai]

I resent your statement! Elvish lassies are the finest of fine! For if you, I or any other male across the land of Norrath would jump at the chance to lay a lovely elf! I demand you retract your statement this moment!