If you had a million platinum.......

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by oqrelord [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Don't know which was harder to come by

My first million dollars or my first millionth woman i slept with.

Neither were as gratifying to socially posture as I thought they'd be. The journey was far better than the humble brag.

I bet you've never slept with a million women...