Peridots for Ports

[AxerJ]

Dial-A-Port should change its name to something cool, like The Nexus.

And stop talking about "rides". You're teleporting, have some self respect!

And WIZARDS ONLY

But seriously on the first and second

and third

Druid guild could be called Joe Cabbie's Tornado Express or something about Cats, Plats, and Friendly Humble Cabbies Out Of Your Local Norrathian Phonebook