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[Lhancelot]

Is Hobbithole his butt or mouth? I need to know this detail to draw a better conclusion as to what happened please elaborate on this.

Plus, Filbus needs to work on his spelling, it is "sheriff" not "sherrif" ffs. Dumb halfling needs to do more reading and less pillaging/raping/torturing/killing.

He's a nasty little halfling whatever happened he deserves it and more tbh. (Hoping Yola stuffed his food with explosives that morning blowing his guts all over RV.)

**Nice map. I like the simple patrol area with four arrows lol.

[d3r14k]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He's a nasty little halfling whatever happened he deserves it and more tbh. (Hoping Yola stuffed his food with explosives that morning blowing his guts all over RV.)

[Videri]

I find it hard to love a character who mistreats someone close to him. Just me.

Not a matter of opinion, however: Misty Thicket is west of Rivervale, Runnyeye is west of the Thicket, and the Gorge is west of Runnyeye.

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Videri [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I find it hard to love a character who mistreats someone close to him. Just me.

Not a matter of opinion, however: Misty Thicket is west of Rivervale, Runnyeye is west of the Thicket, and the Gorge is west of Runnyeye.

he's just frustrated. he's a warrior, you know, and one of zek at that. fight in' is in his spirit and he ain't suited to sittin idly. i spose it is worrying though. i mean, neither food nor flesh can quench a thirst for blood :c

[skarlorn]

The map was drawn by Pancho Fourtwenty, Filbus and Yolas illegitimate child. I actually cut a paragraph of text discussing Pancho's horrible map making skills. He got the job only because of Filbus's influence with the Leatherfoot. His son's incompetence and lack of proper education are a constant source of sorrow of Filbus, who lamented in the unedited Breakfast 1 that he had married the dwarf Grumphilda and that their union did not yield any "fermented cum Babies" was the exact word choice.

[Raavak]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I actually cut a paragraph of text discussing Pancho's horrible map making skills.

I'm thinking his Sense Heading skill is about nil as well.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

he's just frustrated. he's a warrior, you know, and one of zek at that.

This is a falsehood Filbus wishes was truth.

Sadly when Filbus was formed, his creator left him as agnostic. I think his internal frustrations sprout from this very fact.

Filbus is constantly acting out his eternal rage on enemies and friends alike, a rage that is created from the frustration of never being able to be what he wants to be, a true warrior of the one and only God of War, Rallos Zek himself.

Imagine slaying countless foes, all for nothing but oneself and other primal creatures desires while those of Rallos Zek slay for the praise and recognition of the one and only Rallos Zek?

Such is The pain of Filbus.

[Videri]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Is Hobbithole his butt or mouth?

LOL