Public Service Announcement Red 99

[Slathar]

Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't blame you for becoming what you became. You're just a sheep and the next generations will be better when your kind are gone.

obese, neglectful father: "alright son, im going to teach you a valuable life skill today."

hopeful child (neglected): "you're going to teach me to ride a bike!?"

obese, neglectful father: "even better son, im going to teach you the tranquil staff rotation in karnors castle!"

disappointed son: "but dad Prime Minister Trudeau said im the future of our great nation."

obese, butter-sweating mall cop father: "he went to school and got an education hahaha, ive got bigger plans for you my boy. ive got a full set of HoT armor lined up for your cleric. how does that sou-..."


*child protective services kicks in the door and a wave of shit-filled air blasts them 25 feet back. the nine children cheer as their father is chained with a barge anchor and hauled away via forklift. six hours later Gaanon is seen online.*