Can anyone solve this P99 forum puzzle?

[mcoy]

This is too easy, but after that last one I think we need a break:

New Clerics, Druids, and Shamans abound.
Yet none of them help when I'm crawling on the ground.
Instead they charge forward, rusty weapons in hand.
I'm just trying to drink my meals; formerly the strongest in these lands.

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by mcoy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is too easy, but after that last one I think we need a break:

New Clerics, Druids, and Shamans abound.
Yet none of them help when I'm crawling on the ground.
Instead they charge forward, rusty weapons in hand.
I'm just trying to drink my meals; formerly the strongest in these lands.

Players shout "Can anyone cure disease?"
If only I could do that with such ease.
Upon my release from this realm,
perhaps I'll end up as a LV(TM) or Chanel(TM).

[thejester11]

A parched zombie

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by thejester11 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A parched zombie

No.

* It's a named mob.*