WTT All of my plat and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings for White Dragon Scales

[ThePeoplesBard]

Now paying 250k, a fungi tunic, and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings.

Also, new song. Listen here: https://youtu.be/Phhx6E4PO14

I Hope She's Got A Human...

I learned long ago not to be picky,
but I can't seem to find my fish in the sea.
She can have a Dark Elf smile and a Gnome's height.
She can have Halfling feet and a Troll's overbite.
But if I'm being perfectly blunt,
I hope she's got a Human...

A Half Elf like me is fine with a mutt.
But even with an open mind, my love's in a rut.
She can have a High Elf tan, a beard of Dwarf length,
a Barbarian's gentle touch, and a Wood Elf's strength
CHORUS

Give her the caboose of an Ogre and Iksar scales,
an Erudite ego and Drolvarg tail!
Give her Froglok eyes and a Goblin grin,
make her Kobold smart and Golem thin.
CHORUS
...heart.