Dial a No Drama - We are recruiting!

[Jimjam]

Anyone gonna make "Dial a Bandage", bandage delivery service for monks in a bind?

I've recently retired on red from what was essentially a 'Dial a Bonechip' service.

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

<Dial a Troll>

Someone p!sses you off? Call Dial-a-troll! I have any army of level 17 monks who I will use to FD train anyone who angers you. I will additionally have my alt army spam your victim and follow them from zone to zone ripping them in OOC for being gay. For an additional charge, RnF threads will be made with wild rumors and misinformation about the player. A specialty service of manufactured Fraps footage from EZ server simulating a P99 sleight can also be arranged

Would work better with level 30 troll shadow knights, for obvious reasons.