Super Tuesday Thread

[Jorgam]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

mankind's last hope:

ME: Are you gonna vote? Can you vote?

BLOOD N*GGA: I ain't caught no case. Feds ain't got shit on me. Fuck yea ima vote.

ME: For who?

BLOOD N*GGA: Trump, mane. He real as fuck. He know wut up.

ME: Really? You don't care about what he said about the Mexicans and the Muslims.

BLOOD N*GGA: Dat N*GGA real. Fuckin illegal immigrants be takin jobs from da hood. Fuck them Muslim N*GGAs, no terrorist attack da hood. We strapped as fuck, blow holes thru dem terrorist N*GGAz. Dat N*GGA Trump right, tho'. Don't let dem N*GGAs in. It all CIA shit tho', dey run dis shit. CIA train bin Laden N*GGA. Errybody know dat shit.

ME: So you wouldn't vote for Hillary?

BLOOD N*GGA: Fuck dat white bitch. She fake as fuck. Clintons and Bushes wuz da ones dat brought crack into da hood. How you think so much white all of a sudden on da street. N*GGAz brought dat shit thru Arkansas when Clinton wuz president and Bush run CIA. They da real drug dealers. Destroying da fuckin hood.

Plus dat bitch eat pussy. I can tell.

ME: So you're voting for Trump.

BLOOD N*GGA: Every street N*GGA feel Trump, mane. If dey can vote. Every street N*GGA votin Trump. Trump a real N*GGA. He think like a real N*GGA. Real recognize real, you feel. Trump know how life really works mane.

Stereotypical as fuck, but hilarious!

You've got urban speak down for true!