The Chronicles of Smarmia: ***OFFICIAL***-S.o.R.P. YT Tracking

[maskedmelon]

Dear Pope, you are an inspiration to us all. I had not made my way deep enough into the subject troll before the utter retardation of its nature took me with awe. Indeed nothing escapes the wandering eyes of our dear deranged Prophet, He Who Has Seen the Retarded God.

Let my nomination of our honorable Director, DOTUYBYOT serve as a seconding to that of our dear Prophet, He Who Has Seen the Retarded God.

My nomination for our honorable Treasurer's contribution to the troll remains to be seconded.

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Way to force superhero fandom on your unborn child.

Super heros are only popular among man children who retain an idealistic opinion of reality where good and evil are objective things and mutually exclusive and enjoy watching muscular men prance around in spandex.

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i hope your son turns out gay

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

cringeworthy post.... you're losing it dude

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There is a principal outlined in the book of five rings called "pushing down the pillow". When you suffocate someone with a pillow, you keep pushing it down over their face until they are dead. This is metaphorical of course. When attacking, once you find an opening and push your opponent back onto their heels, you do not relent. Do not give them time to recover. Only focus on your opponent's death.


I broke his mind. I pushed down the pillow. I trolled him too hard.

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

reported... go troll somewhere else loser.

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so you want him to be autistic?

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I will.. try not to commit suicide this year after everyone quits responding to your pathetic trolling.

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

speaking as a professional viral marketer with an extensive celebrity client list, I can tell you for 100% certain that such tear-drenched replies to Pokesan's posts automatically invalidate the argument that his trolling is "pathetic".

You've swallowed the hook, now will you break free, digest the bait and mend your wounds and your ways or will you be dragged thrashing into the abyss of pokesan's bass fishing canoe?

I'll let my colleagues decide how your fate be seen. I hereby nominate pokesan for one (1) FKP (forum kill point) point for his highly successful operations in this thread. Should this receive a second, I will consider it confirmed that you are in a zip-loc freezer bag in our beloved Lord Treasurer's ice chest awaiting a cozy campfire cookout with the crew & fam.

One (1) FKP (forum kill point) point nominated to our Lord Treasurer for the above posts and related rage, which downed Nocsucow with yellowtext heard round the world. A second will confirm that Nocsucow-and-chips shall be dinner tonight.



Our good friend Pagan is receiving more than just an honorable mention for his trolling of supreme quality as well. For his post mentioning Go Rin No Sho I hereby award the Church of the Retarded God's Papal Seal of Excellence in Shitposting, the first such award ever granted, in recognition of the expertly executed trail of literary breadcrumbs leading into Retardation left by this righteous poster. If every shitpost contained the esoteric breadth of this one, TRUMP would already be president.

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On behalf of a grateful fatherland and glorious struggle, honor and blood, I present this Papal Seal of Excellence in Shitposting.