What sort of assault rifle should I purchase?

[maerilith]

Uzi's are better if you want to kill an entire crowd full of people. Or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M60_machine_gun

Or

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMI_Tavor_TAR-21

If you want Nato

Just stay away from the M4 and M16

I didn't say kalishnikov cause thats fscking obvious.

I think it's kind of boring that one of these psycho's hasn't mounted a drum or belt fed machine gun to a vehicle and pulled up to a concert full of teenieboppers yet. That would be the obvious way to go to be an asshole like lulz IRL.