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#11
12-23-2015, 11:46 AM
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Henceforth let the records show that I, Filbus, Who Saw the Retarded God, Wielder of the Blind Insult, Lord of the Tummy, the Great Mystic & Yogic Caliph, second the visionary motion of our Pope of the Imperial Church of Retardation, Big_Japan. May maskedmelon bathe in FKP for eternity, yea, until the very foundations of the Forums tremble.
With the adjudication of this merry affair, I must now draw our attention to Graver Portents. Big_Japan, whose transliteration of the Divine Word which spews from my mouth wanton and unchecked, brings the Grace of the Retarded God to Radiant Creed, mires in stagnation and faces the threat of FKP starvation. For such a noble and selfless Priest of our Holy Order, this is unacceptable. I have received direct communique from the Retarded God Hermself, to motion that Big_japan, Pope, Imperial Church of the Retarded God, Society of Retarded Posters Reformed racist and forum Prefect of Matters of Racial Equity, receive a glowing FKP. For he has taken upon his Reformed shoulders a burden of Terrible weight, and he shall need all blessings of the SoRP to keep him strong in his coming trials. tits or gtfo | ||
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