We Crootin'

[captnamazing]

During my Fast and Meditations, the Retarded God has given me words to a great blessing. All acolytes hereby may use this prayer to bless members of our own community in recognition of a post which is a veritable Feast of Retardation for the community, or in any dumb way you see fit

%t,
who art a retard flamer ten by ten
May your Posts forever be Drivel,
self-contradictory, bigoted, obscene
May the masses become Confused and Disconsolate
in reading and trying to make sense
Of the spume frothing at the edges of your Enlightened Mouth.
Hallowed be thy Post.

[maskedmelon]

Amen.