***OFFICIAL*** P99 Christmas Thread

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I bought my niece a neat toy but everyone else is an adult so fuck them.

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

I'm going to slap some sense into you for Christmas.

post better

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

get this and play spot the worst alcoholic

http://www.jcpenney.com/wembley-tail...=item_page.oos

was one that said 'Go Big Or Go Home' but it's sold out now.

64 ounces of fury my friend!

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

get this and play spot the worst alcoholic

http://www.jcpenney.com/wembley-tail...=item_page.oos

was one that said 'Go Big Or Go Home' but it's sold out now.

64 ounces of fury my friend!

oh man I wish I had had this back in my plebjuice days. I had to buy 151 to put in my vending machine coke bottle because volume was always a concern. this is a gr8 gift idea buddy, the AA members in my family will surely love it, upboat!

Also, just a recommendation for all the rest of yall who may share similar concerns -- I just remembered a great gift given by one of my heroes.

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Joke:

What is maerilith's favorite band? TRANS siberian orchestra ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas to all P99 Sex Mutants!

And this was a five star post in itself!

I hereby nominate you for a FKP point Lord Treasurer, for your outstanding contributions to this lovely and blossoming community!

[am0n]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

http://www.amazon.com/Dead-of-Winter.../dp/B00HFKITJC

And if they don't like it, tell them to go pound sand.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you better tread lightly buddy, take posts like this much further and youll be subject to arrest in your native land.

now someone tell me a good white elephant gift and hurry. if SoRP i will nom for a FKP.

What would be a better christmas gift than an extreme long range freedom delivery platform?

https://www.atlanticfirearms.com/com....html?Itemid=0

[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a practicing moo-slim

We already knew. You're british.

Oh btw, have you seen doctor who's new TARDIS?
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[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a practicing moo-slim I'm offended by this thread, but I'll take the time off work anyway.

I got you something for Christmas, Swish. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

 

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