Should've payed the cuck bill

[Colgate]

having a hard time deciding who is more emotionally scarred over red99 between pgerman and drakaris

on one hand you have a guy who has multiple level 60s on the blue server, has been on the losing end of red99 for upwards of four years now, and routinely writes up essays illustrating his frustration, often including bizarre fantasies involving homosexual hillbilly rape

on the other hand you have a guy whose brain literally transformed into a kangaroo when he didn't win an item he wanted and now makes up for it with constant threats of "pushing the button" while giving us snippets from his livejournal page

tough call