I get paid to hold a spear.

[Swish]

Is that like being a Team Leader in KFC?

I jest of course. I'm ex British Army and my dad was in the Royal Navy. Its worse for soldiers nowadays because when they come home from a tour of duty they're not given much respect and ever moreso public opinion is we shouldnt be fighting in other countries. More than that, the muslims protest when soldiers parade through the streets sometimes.

Spare a thought for the kids who were shit academically at school and chose to serve Queen and country instead. I'd buy them all a drink.

I got paid to sit on a horse. Managed to meditate at the same time etc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]