I just played sports.

[Krule]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why are you so hostile, Krule? Don't you play sports or cook food? Both of these will help you to find balance and happiness in your life.

My cringing wasn't in response to the glorious sports and mediocre food.

[quido]

As a matter of fact, Krule, my food is excellent! I'm going to host some sports tournaments next season and serve dinner after they're done. Get on my level, maggot.

[Krule]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a matter of fact, Krule, my food is excellent! I'm going to host some sports tournaments next season and serve dinner after they're done. Get on my level, maggot.

Actually, I redact my original statement. The oven looks like it might give me Chipotle-level E. Coli and your eggs look like they were made out of rice.

Fucking yuck.

[quido]

I'm starting to wonder if anyone's ever had scrambled eggs that weren't patties.