** The real story behind the <Empire> DKP / attendence system INSIDE **

[Malevz]

Originally Posted by Tassador [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yep lame but what do you expect from a guy who sits with headsets for elf sims and 100 man crews to gain 1 pixel per month?

Corrections as follows:

"Guy" - I'm more of an amorphous asexual blob. I survive off of pixels, monitor radiation, scotch/bourbon and hot pockets stored in a bucket of ranch dressing.

"who sits with headsets" - I don't use a headset, despite the fact my GF is a nurse and works odd hours, and wakes up claiming to have had dreams about turkey noises.

"100 man crews" - Empire has never had 100 on. We range from 20 for ST to... 70ish for NToV. Not as many as blue server but we do what we can to keep the server strong and alive with our good Christian values.

"to gain 1 pixel per month" - If you're getting only 1 pixel a month you're either not raiding much, or not asking for much. Pixels flow like water once you swear allegiance to The General, The Grandmaster, The Beekeeper, and the President (and the Aussie).