So the Treasury Secretary walks into a bar...

[iruinedyourday]

Originally Posted by Bardalicious [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We didn't get wiped out by a computer glitch in 2000. We didn't die because of the Mayan calender. We haven't been wiped out by a dozen of predicted near earth object impacts.

So now we're reduced to back to the future predicting our financial collapse, or whatever this thread is claiming?

L o l.

When i was a young boy, just having learned to drive I was going down to the beach to watch the 2000 new years eve fire works with some friends, it was late already and the clock was going to tick 12 soon, but one of my friends was cold, so i said, ill drive us up to get some jackets and stuff from home!

We rushed and were making good time, but suddenly MY CAR SHUT OFF! We were all like WHAT THE FUCK!? Y2K IS REAL? I started looking around at buildings and all the lights were on in them still.. and at that moment I realized, 'wait.. oh yea, Ive been driving around all week and havent been to the gas station once'

True story... I consider myself so lucky to have such an amazing coincidence.

Oh yea and one of my friends in the car was an open carry kind of guy and he started shooting and killed 4 strangers by the time we realized that it was not the Apocalypse and that family walking their dog were not zombies.

The first part is true the second part is not.

[Ranndom]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh yea and one of my friends in the car was an open carry kind of guy and he started shooting and killed 4 strangers by the time we realized that it was not the Apocalypse and that family walking their dog were not zombies.

Just so you know, Easterners are beginning to flock to gun stores. Austrian women especially, the country has literally Sold out of guns. Germany, and other places, the laws are so strict its nearly impossible. Men, Women, Children, all being denied proper defense have been sentenced to rape, torture, and death, in the name of being decent slaves.
Obama has sentenced Michigan to be the state to recieve 200,000 of these same illegals. They'll horde into the cities, naturally. Detroit will receive the worst of the lot.
Now, in a city, where getting a firearm illegally is 200,000 times easier than legally, what do you think will happen when 200,000 greedy little shits get their hands on firearms are start demanding handouts? With sticks and stones, and their personal sticks, they're bringing governments to their knees and people to rage. You think your precious little police will save you? It takes 33 of them 600 bullets to deal with 3 robbers and a hostage in a stationary vehicle.
You talk high and mighty because you think your safe. Your regard for human life is you feel to be so high that its protection be unnecessary, yet what you don't realize is your regard has boiled out of the pot and onto the floor. It could not possibly be any lower.
You'll understand someday, someday when its too late as the people in your idolized countries are now doing.