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Old 01-14-2011, 11:11 PM
Alawen Everywhere Alawen Everywhere is offline
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So there's this thing that happens sometimes when you live with a woman. You're doing something (playing EQ, cooking, watching the paint peel off the walls) and she walks up behind you, presses her tits against your back, sticks her tongue in your ear and her hand down your pants.

When that happens to me, the EQ gets afked, the food gets burned and the paint goes unwatched. You can do whatever you want.
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Old 01-15-2011, 02:08 AM
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Im sick of the misconception that this post was about people going AFK and never coming back. If something comes up IRL I get it. I'm referring to people who basically watch a movie or find something else to do while playing EQ and do a really effortless and shitty job, like the exhibits mentioned before the individual was reacting incredibly slowly or not engaging for a few minutes and then coming back for a encounter or two. If your fucking your wife, I don't think your going to fuck for 3 minutes, come back play for 2 minutes, go fuck for 3 minutes, etc.... Your going to go fuck and come back in like 20 minutes or not at all.
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Old 01-15-2011, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Tippett [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Im sick of the misconception that this post was about people going AFK and never coming back. If something comes up IRL I get it. I'm referring to people who basically watch a movie or find something else to do while playing EQ and do a really effortless and shitty job, like the exhibits mentioned before the individual was reacting incredibly slowly or not engaging for a few minutes and then coming back for a encounter or two. If your fucking your wife, I don't think your going to fuck for 3 minutes, come back play for 2 minutes, go fuck for 3 minutes, etc.... Your going to go fuck and come back in like 20 minutes or not at all.
I know, i read quickly and then realized what you were saying, but had started to troll already lol
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