a present for my gay buddy's bday

[captnamazing]

bagina

[Monty405]

I only post in high quality threads.

[Bigtokes]

So if fags like other men...why do they go after other fags? Fag = female trapped in a mans body...so shouldn't fags like straight men?

All this does is tell you how fucked up being a fag or lesbo is. They can be cured but for some reason do not want to be.

[PDX0621]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

dude, you can't say vagina on the internet!!!

I believe the correct terms are : Va-jay-jay, cooter, ham wallet, oyster ditch, gut locker, pudding hatch, squish mitten, yippee bog, bitch wrinkle, fiddle cove, love button, cock pocket, cock socket, hoohah, tunnel of love, fuzz box, bacon hole, fruit cup, sugar hole, pocket pie, enchilada of love, stink rink, purple people penis eater, pickle stinker, tampon tunnel, coochie pop, hairy potter, panty hamster, poonaner, poonany, . Feel free to use any/all of the above.

[visage]

Give him a picture of me. You're welcome!

[visage]

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Give him a picture of me. You're welcome!

Throw back 7.2 years ago -


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[captnamazing]

Gift delivered. I went to his bar-party and delivered the vagina fleshlight (modeled after Tori Black's nether regions) to him in a boutique bag designed by Lelo, a famous vibrator company (I learned from girls sitting beside him as I produced the gift).

He was at first super happy about it. Then a few mins later he realized it was a vagina. Became quickly disappointed. I could see he was almost upset. joke failed

:|

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Gift delivered. I went to his bar-party and delivered the vagina fleshlight (modeled after Tori Black's nether regions) to him in a boutique bag designed by Lelo, a famous vibrator company (I learned from girls sitting beside him as I produced the gift).

He was at first super happy about it. Then a few mins later he realized it was a vagina. Became quickly disappointed. I could see he was almost upset. joke failed

:|

sounds like a gaffot. hopefully this will make him think twice bout bothering u with a birthday invite next time

[Bigtokes]

Why would you have a gay friend in the first place unless you are a girl?

[am0n]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Gift delivered. I went to his bar-party and delivered the vagina fleshlight (modeled after Tori Black's nether regions) to him in a boutique bag designed by Lelo, a famous vibrator company (I learned from girls sitting beside him as I produced the gift).

He was at first super happy about it. Then a few mins later he realized it was a vagina. Became quickly disappointed. I could see he was almost upset. joke failed

:|

If you were expecting him to like it, was it really a joke? Sounds like if it was intended as a joke, you succeeded.