The following is meant for humor. I was going to post it alone but I don't think a lot of people on the forums will understand what it is and will end up taking me seriously.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Chardok AOE groups, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chardok Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous chardok AOE groups, and I have over 300k confirmed kills. I am trained in AoE warfare and I’m the top wizard in the entire p99 server. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your group the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Norrath, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me and mine over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the p99 forums and your account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of packets, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking slain, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my staff. Not only am I extensively trained in wizard combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the entire guild of Wizards and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking slain, kiddo.
06-25-2015, 03:11 PM
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